Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
hakuna your tatas omg
DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG
How long they choose to love you will never be your decision.
I am sad and have a passion for unknown, distant places. I want to see the world. And I would love it, if I just had the chance to get away for a little while. But sadly, things aren’t that easy; desire won’t change a thing.
A Dying Flower (Abraham M. Alghanem)
I’m not high enough for this
me literally all the time in every situation (via crookednose)
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.